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Naija Women Luv Cunnilingus

Sometimes when I tell some guys that they should try licking and sucking their woman’s sweet hole, them go dey say “God forbid!”, “Tufiakwa!”, “Olorun maje”. Olamide has even worsened the issue by adding “Iranu abasha” to their vocabulary. Hehehe…

But forget Olamide and his nonsense rap about refusing to suck or lick a woman’s sweet hole jor. He just wants to make hits and collect your money. After all, we can never know what Olamide does with his woman in the bedroom. He might even be licking their sweet hole plus poopoo hole join sef. Hehehe…

The truth is that Nigerian women absolutely, totally, completely love it when their man sucks and licks their sweet hole. Most of them will never experience orgasm in their life until they experience cunnilingus. Especially since most men don’t last more than 15mins. The sensation of their man’s tongue gently playing with their clitoris blows their minds away.

I’m even suspecting that more and more Nigerian women are becoming lesbians or experimenting with lesbianism because lesbians always suck and lick each others sweet holes.

If you’re a man that really wants to satisfy your woman in bed, if you’re a man that doesn’t want to lose your woman to a lesbian or man who can suck her sweet hole, then take my advice now before its too late o!

1) Make sure she takes her bath & washes her sweet hole well before the kwokirikwo

2) Make sure she shaves her pubic hair first if you’re the type that doesn’t like Sambisa forest

3) Pour ice-cream or honey or any creamy liquid you prefer on her sweet hole to make it taste better

4a) Suck & lick her sweet hole before inserting your sim card into her phone *winks*
4b) USE ONLY YOUR LIPS & TONGUE while sucking & licking her sweet hole
4c) DO NOT BITE OR USE YOUR TEETH ABEG O! Cos her clitoris is extremely sensitive.
4d) OBSERVE HER REACTIONS & BODY MOVEMENTS. If she dey lift her waist into your mouth, dey use her hands push your head down into her sweet hole or dey use her laps squeeze your head, na good sign. Well done! Keep up the good work my broda.

5) Suck & lick her sweet hole after releasing your yoghurt. That’s if she hasn’t come like you.

6) Try not to squeeze your face even if her sweet hole tastes like yoyo bitters. Hehehehe….

7) Thank me later

8) Do more research via google or click on d image below *winks*

pussy-eating technique

You’re welcome. Don’t mention. Hehehehe…

I no go tell Olamide & your friends sey you don follow King kObOkO advice, you hear?

WARNING:
King kObOkO advices u not 2suck or lick her in d followin cases:

1) If ur woman has a strange boil near her sweet hole or pubic area, pls be careful o! It might be a sign of a sexually transmitted disease.
2) If u have a sore in ur mouth, tongue or throat.

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DAGRIN LIVES IN OLAMIDE

Let me start by sayin dis: A BU M ONYE IGBO. I BE OMO IBO. I AM AN IGBO MAN.

D 1st day I heard Dagrin’s Pon Pon Pon was wen I watched it on tv. I was so impressed wit d streetness, d originality & d freshness of d video. I was noddin my head & even screamed 4 joy wen I saw d part of d video where two goats butted their heads. Wow! It was luv at 1st sight.

Dagrin

Den d lyrics. I bought Dagrin’s album afta his death. (Chai! I wish I had bought it while he was still alive so dat nobody will say I only bought it bcos of d hype of his death.) I didn’t really undastand Yoruba (mi ogbo Yoruba dada) but I luvd d way Dagrin ate Yoruba. He made me want 2learn Yoruba, speak it & eat it lik him.

I luv Ghetto Dreams. I don’t really lik Everyday. I luv Pon Pon Pon. I luv Kondo. I hate Swag. I luv Make Doe. I luv Hola Hola. & I absolutedly luv Thank God. Thank God is still my favourite track on CEO.

I didn’t stop at d CEO album o! I bought a VCD containin Dagrin’s earlier videos. Videos of songs he released in his 1st album (d 1 b4 CEO). Dagrin was not so good there. But I didn’t really expect him 2b. D mark of a great artiste is d improvement of his/her craft. Rome was not built in a day. CEO wasn’t built in a day either. He started as an average Yoruba rapper who believed in himself & metamorphed in2 d genius we all luv & miss 2day.

I was surprised wen I heard his Igbo remix of Fat Joe’s Lean Back. Yes, Dagrin rapped in Igbo from beginnin 2 end of d track. “A bu m onye Yoruba, mana ife Igbo na-amasi m” Chai! Dagrin, i ga-egbu mmadu. No, he didn’t tear Igbo apart lik Nigga Raw, Phyno or Bosalin but u cud sense dat if Dagrin had bin an Igbo boy, he wud hav revolutionised Igbo rap & make it as sweet as he made Yoruba rap.

I watched d clip of his freestyle session on Jimmy Jatt’s Jump Off. Pure electric. He rapped. He jumped 4 joy. He was jst enjoyin himself. Den I undastood why d people who knew him personally or met professionally luvd him so much. He was himself. He was real. He was raw. He was a diamond.

I luv Dagrin. His death still pains me till 2day. Cos wen i hear som tracks, i imagine how Dagrin wud’v made luv 2beat or raped it. Lik dat Sam Klef’s Mo Lowo Noni. Dagrin wud’v killed it. Chai!

D truth is dat Dagrin is beta dan Olamide. He was deeper. Humbler. More lovable. I keep askin “If Olamide died at d beginnin of his career or even dies 2day, will d whole of Nigeria mourn him lik we mourned Dagrin?”

D irony of d situation is dat most people transfered their luv 4 Dagrin 2 Olamide jst 2 4get d pain of losin him. Dagrin resurrected in Olamide. Dagrin lives in Olamide.

olamide

So even if u think dat Olamide is beta dan Dagrin. U’r indirectly sayin dat d Resurrected Dagrin is beta dan d Dead Dagrin. D king is dead. Long live d king. Dagrin is dead. Long live Baddo.

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