IN NIGERIAN FILMS, U MST HEAR…

King kObOkO don com again wit him observations o! Dont blame me abeg, blame my mum & every oda Nollywood-lover dat has forced me 2watch Naija films wit dem. Hehehe…

Ok, so I noticed dat u mst hear dese words or dialogue, if u watch any Nigerian movie. If u no hear any of dese words eh, maybe na Ghana film u dey watch. Hehehe…

“STAY AWAY FROM MY LAND!!”
U beta jst stay away from Mike Ezuruonye’s land o! Or else…

“PLEASE DON’T KILL ME! PLEASE DON’T KILL ME!”
D person about 2b killed usually says it twice or more, so dat d hefty assassins will take pity on him/her if possible. But sorry, gbooooooaaa!!!! Dem go still kill am.

“I NEED GRANDCHILDREN! GIVE ME GRANDCHILDREN!!!”
Patience Ozokwor is either begging her son 2marry or she’s tauntin her barren daughter-in-law.

“I’M SORRY. SHE DIDN’T MAKE IT.”
D doctor is shakin his head & consolin d husband whose wife has jst died in d labour room.

“IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. I CAN EXPLAIN!”
Yes, d man can explain why he’s naked wit anoda man’s wife doing jigijigi, kwokirikwo & yoriyori wit her on her matrimonial bed.

“IT’S THE WORK OF THE DEVIL!”
Chinwetelu Agu has jst been caught red-handed doing evil & now he’s blamin d devil. Devil wey no send am message o!

“WAIT FOR ME!”
Pete Edochie jst angrily told u 2wait 4him, u beta tire race b4 he comes out wit a cutlass or doublebarrel. King kObOkO go run four-forty o! Hehehe…

“USELESS MAN! YOU WILL COME BACK AND MEET ME HERE!!!”
D man don marry bad wife. Its either he sleeps at his frnds house till she cools down. Or he jst does what she wants him 2do so dat peace’ll reign.

“YOU SLAPPED ME? HOW DARE YOU?”
Mercy Johnson is holdin her cheek & askin Tonto Dikeh. But Tonto Dike will most likely shout back at her “YES! AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN!!!” It’s either Mercy Johnson slaps her back or she walks away. Otherwise, she go jst do wetin Jesus talk inside Matthew 5: 39

“IGWEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!”
D chiefs all chant! Its either their king Olu Jacobs has jst settled a case or is being crowned as Igwe 4d 1000th time in anoda Nolly-village.

Nollywood, King kObOkO dey hail una oooooo! Hehehe… Una dey try sometimes shaa. But Mr & Mrs Director or Scriptwriter, we don tire 4dese words, biko, ejo, mbok, abeg, pls. Thank u. *winks*

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