DON’T FUCK DON JAZZY
I’m talkin 2 female up & comers dis time. By Don Jazzy (Don Baba, biko ewela iwe o!), I mean any head of a record label or entertainment guru. I’m sure Tiwa Savage didn’t need 2 sleep wit Don Jazzy b4 she joined Mavin. She worked hard 4 many yrs, slow &steady, b4 she eventually blew & he begged her 2 join his crew. If u sleep wit Don Jazzy, Audu Maikori, Banky W, Jude Okoye or any other entertainment guru jst 2 blow, u may hav 2 sleep wit d other ogas at d top too o! Which will make u lose all ur respect in d music industry bcos John go tell James & James go tell Johnbosco about ur pussy. Dat’s assumin they’r even interested in ur free pussy sef.
DON’T BECOME A HOMO
Dis happens 2 up & comin male models, footballers, actors & of course musicians. U hav bin tryin & tryin & tryin 2 blow, den dis homo oga at d top, who’s married wit a wife & children, offers 2 homorize ur yansh b4 he can sponsor u. My broda, run 4 ur life o! If u no run, ur yansh go become their borehole. & 4get bout reportin him. Jst tell him “No, thank u SIR” & continue tryin 2 blow. Cos “I know 1day 1day, 1day e go better.” (Abeg, remind me who sing dis song?)
…to be continued